101 Things Girls Should Know About Guys

I saw this one on my google+ page and it was too awesome to read alone so i decided to share it! I read everything to the tit bit...learned some new stuff to be honest
101 THINGS GIRLS OUGHT TO KNOW ABOUT GUYS..
101 things GIRLS OUGHT TO KNOW ABOUT GUYS!!!!!
Apart from the obvious....
1. Guys don’t actually look after good-looking girls. They prefer presentable & neat girls
2. Guys hate flirts.3. A guy can like you for a minute, & then forget you afterwards. (This actually goes for strangers.)4. When a guy says he doesn’t understand you, it means you’re not thinking the way he is.5. Guys love girls with brain all the more than girls in mini skirts. (When we say brains, we don’t mean geeks.)6. “Are you doing something?” or “Have you eaten already?” are the first usual questions a guy asks on the phone just to get away from stammering.
7. Guys may be flirting around all day, but before they go to sleep, they always think the girl they truly care about.8. When a guy really likes you, he’ll disregard all your bad characteristics.9. Guys go gaga over a girl’s smile.10. Guys try to find the stuff toy a girl wants but would unluckily get the wrong one.11. Guys can be wastrels especially when they want to get an impression from you. But they are actually price conscious people.12. Guys virtually brag about anything.13. Guys cannot tell secrets than girls tell them.14. GUYS THINK TOO MUCH!!15. Guys hate it when you talk about your ex-boyfriend.16. When a guy wants to meet your parents. Let him.17. A guy wants to tell you things, but he can’t. And they sure have one bad habit to gain courage (and spirit) to tell you everything and that is drinking & smoking.18. Guys cry.19. Guy’s fantasies are unlimited.20. Don’t provoke a guy to heat up. Believe me. He will.21. Guys can never dream and hope too much.22. Guys usually try so hard to get the girl who has dumped them, and this makes it harder for them to accept the defeat.23. When you touch a guy’s heart there’s no turning back.24. Giving a guy a hanging message like, “You know what. Uh, never mind”, would make him jump to a conclusion that’s far away from what you’re thinking.25. A guy goes crazy when a girl touches his hand.26. Guys are good flatterers when courting but they usually stammer when they talk to the girls they really like.27. When a guys makes a prolonged “um.’ Or makes many excuses when you’re asking him to do you a favor, he’s actually saying that he doesn’t like to and he cannot lay down the card for you.28. When a girl says “NO”, a guy hears it as “TRY AGAIN TOMORROW” especially when they are given clues that the girl likes them.29. A girl’s height doesn’t really matter to a guy. But her weight does.30. Guys tend to get serious with their relationship and become too possessive. So, watch out girls!31. When a guy get something that is too unyielding for a girl, it would be hard for him to let go of that girl.32. It’s not easy for a guy to forget his girlfriend after they broke up especially when they’ve been together for 3 or more years.33. Flings follow after a guy breaks up with the girl he got so involved with and it would take too long before he commits himself again.34. You have to tell a guy what you really want before he gets the message clear.35. It’s not actually cute giggling behind a guy’s back it’s more of an insult for him.36. Girls mature faster than boy’s in the physical & emotional aspects. But take note; once a guy matures you girls would surely be impressed with him.37. A guy has to experience rejection because if he’s too good-never been busted, never been in love & hurt he won’t mature & grow up.38. When an unlikable circumstance comes, guys blame themselves a lot more than girls do. They could even hurt themselves physically.39. Guys can only be violent when they are provoked by their enemy or by another guy but not with girls. Guys who meddle with girls could either be gays or bastards.40. (Some) guys hate gays!41. Even the seemingly nicest guy can talk dirty behind a girl’s back.42. Guys hate it when girls try to do what they do, like smoking & drinking.43. Guys are tigers in their peer groups but become tamed pussycats with their girlfriends.44. Guys are curious beings.
45. Without girls, guys would end up zombies without anything to do or to talk about.46. Guys talk about themselves too much and are turned off by girls who do the same.47. Guys have strong passion to change but have a weak will power.48. When a guy pretends to calm & collected, check if he’s sweating. You’ll probably see that he’s nervous.49. A guy acts super nice to a girl he likes. He may pick on her & start teasing her.50. When a guy says he’s going crazy about a girl, he really is.51. Guys feel secure when a girl phones him. The act doesn’t look cheap for them.52. When you keep a guy waiting for 80 minutes of course, it isn’t OK! He’s just trying to be nice.53. When a guy asks you to leave him alone, he’s actually saying, “Please come & listen to me.”54. It is fact that guys are physically superior to girls but emotionally inferior. Girls easily cry while guys can hold their emotions but cannot control it once they burst it out. They could cry, smoke, drink or be violent.55. Guys don’t have final decisions.56. When a guy loves you bring out the best in him.57. When a guys starts to talk seriously, listen to him.58. If a guy has been kept shut or silent, say something.59. Guys believe that there is no such thing as love at first sight, but courts the girl anyway & then realize at the end that he was wrong.60. Guys hate girls who act as if they’re going to hell.61. Guys go gaga over a girl who has a cute bedroom voice on the phone.62. Guys like femininity but not feebleness.63. Guys don’t like girls who punch harder than they do.64. If a guy tells you he loves you once in a lifetime. He does.65. A guy may instantly know if the girl likes him but c
 an never be sure unless the girl tells it to him herself.66. A guy would waste his time over video games & basketball; the way girls would do over their romantic novels and makeup’s.67. Guys love girls who can cook.68. Guys like girls who are like their moms. No kidding!69. You can never understand him unless you listen to him.70. Guys love their moms.71. A guy has more problems that you can’t see with your naked eyes.72. A guy would sacrifice his money for lunch just to get you a couple of roses.73. A guy’s friend knows everything about him. Use this for your advantage.74. Guys often think about girls who like them but this does not necessarily mean that the guy likes her.75. Don’t be a snob. Guys may easily give up on the first sign of rejection.76. Don’t be bias. Try loving a guy without prejudice and you’ll be surprised.77. Girls who bathe in their eau de parfum do more repelling than attracting guys.78. Guys don’t comprehend the word “get lost”
  too well.79. Guys are more talkative than girls are especially when the topic is about girls.80. When a guy tells you about his ideal girl. Don’t try to duplicate it, otherwise he can see it right through you.81. Guys really think that girls are strange & have unpredictable decisions but still love them all more for that.
82. Beware: A guy can make gossip scatter through half of the face of the earth faster than the girls can.83. When a guy gives a crooked and pretentious grin at your jokes, he finds them either unamusing or offending and he’s just trying to be polite.84. Guys don’t care about how shiny their shoes are unlike girls do.85. Guys tend to generalize girls but once they get to know you, they’ll realize they’re wrong.86. If a guy tells you about his problems it doesn’t mean he needs your advice. He only needs someone to listen.87. Any guy can handle his problems all by his own. He’s just too stubborn to deal with it.88. Guys hate  it when girls find themselves cute.89. Guys find it so secure when a girl swears.90. Guys learn from experience and, not from romance novels, giving girls a quite head start.91. Your best friend, whom your boyfriend seeks help about his problem with you, may end up being admired by your boyfriend.92. When your boyfriend looks at another girl or a stranger, it doesn’t mean he’s cheating on you.93. Guys hate being leashed by their girlfriends.94. A guy tends to get jealous when his friend steals his girlfriends attention away from him.95. Guy’s weakest point is at the knee.96. Like Eve. Girls are guys weakness.97. Guys are very open about themselves.98. No guy is bad when he is courting. (YEAH, RIGHT!)99. When problem arise, a guy usually keeps his cool but is already thinking of a way out.100. It is good to test a guy first before you believe him. But don’t let him wait that long.101. Guys are not too conscious about heir looks, which shows their not good in fixing things.