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50 Shades of Grey

Posted on the 23 January 2013 by Killmenow @lbigfoot

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The 50 Shades of Grey phenomenon has swept the world and become one of Amazon.com top-read books, even more popular than my own book. Check out 50 Shades of Grey.  I must admit that I have not read the book but maybe one day to see what it is all about.

50 Shades of Grey

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A friend sent me this joke:

Four guys have been going to the same fishing trip for many years.

Two days before the group is to leave, Ron’s wife puts her foot down and tells him he isn’t going. Ron’s mates are very upset that he can’t go, but what can they do.

Two days later the three get to the camping site to find Ron sitting there with a tent set up, firewood gathered, and dinner cooking on the fire, sitting having a cold beer.

“Crap Ron, how long you been here, and how did you talk your missus into letting you go?”

“Well, I’ve been here since last night. Yesterday evening, I was sitting in my living room chair and my wife came up behind me and put her hands over my eyes and asked, “Guess who?” I pulled her hands off, and there she was, wearing a nightie.

She took my hand and pulled me into our bedroom. The room had candles and rose petals all over. Well she’s been reading “50 Shades of Grey”……

On the bed she had handcuffs, and ropes! She told me to tie her up and cuff her to the bed, so I did. And then she said, “Do whatever you want.”

So, Here I am!

 


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