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Becoming Modern

Posted on the 01 April 2018 by C. Suresh
You know, as you keep aging you keep getting dated. The bell-bottoms, which were the acme of fashionable dressing, make people think that you are a clown escaped from a circus. The hair poking out of the neck of your shirt is no longer macho - only a sign of bad grooming identifying you as a chap who does not know the use of wax. The less said about the belly region, the better.
No-one can say that I do not try, though. Ah! No, I have not taken to wax, now, I mean I am actually glad that hair grows somewhere even if not on the head. But in behavior, most certainly I try...I really do. Why even the other day...
I walked into my office and saw my subordinate coming towards me.
"Expectation is the cause of all disappointment", I said with a smile. "Good morning".
The chap had a pained look on his face that I could not account for. Oh! Well! Must be suffering from dyspepsia, I thought, and walked past serenely.
You know how it is...the one chap you can happily live without seeing is the one guy who bumps into you everywhere. So, the next guy to come in my way was my peer and rival. Well, one cannot make it too obvious that you hate the sight of him. Politeness, yes politeness, that's the watchword.
"To know that you do not know is the first step to wisdom", I said politely. "Good morning."
The guy looked furious but he always looks furious when he sees me. Just not good enough an actor to keep his rivalry from warping his face, unlike me.
Who should I bump next into but my boss?
"Assessing what is said without regard to who is saying it is the hallmark of wisdom. Good morning, Sir", I said and went to my seat.
I had barely relaxed with a cup of tea when my subordinate barged in.
"So, I am not getting my promotion now, is that it? I am supposed to keep my expectations low?"
"What? Why...I..."
The door slammed open as my colleague walked in.
"So, I know nothing, do I? You are the wise know-it-all..."
I had barely taken in my breath before the peon came in with the summons from the boss.
"How dare you call me a fool? Just because you were proved right the last time when I overruled your opinion...Here! This will show you who the fool is."
"Out of a job merely because I was trying to become modern", I whined to my friend.
"What had becoming modern got to do with..."
"Well! You know how it is in WhatsApp. All those memes along with the morning wishes? I thought that this was the modern way to wish..."
There was a weird noise, suspiciously like retching, from my friend.
"Why do you want to apply WhatsApp ideas in real life? If someone cracks a joke do you laugh or hold up a smiley?"
Well, I do not know why they do on WhatsApp what they won't do in real life. But...
A more horrid thought crossed my mind. So, in real life, I cannot just say 'ROFL' for a good joke? I would actually have to roll on the floor laughing? Ye Gods!
AND who on Earth really wants to see me actually doing a ROFLMAO?

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