If you get an email that you want to delete, what you do is you tick the box next to the email to select, and then a "Delete" button pops up. And you click Delete and boom, the email is gone.
However, sometimes Gmail moves emails into a Spam folder, and occasionally I go in to clear it out. The Spam folder is always full of spam comments on this blog, offers of Viagra, and coupons for Pizza Express - I'm not sure what Pizza Express has done to deserve the designation "spam", but to be fair I don't go there very often so perhaps Google has picked up on this and decided that I don't want their offers.
To delete the emails in the Spam folder however, you tick them, and then you hit the box marked...
DELETE FOREVER
Which just gives it a little bit more emphasis, as though Google is saying "I think that these are spam emails so you probably don't want them, but I could be wrong so do have a good look through first - wait! Wait! You've not looked thoroughly at the emails! There could be something really important that I've marked as spam by mistake! Dear me, no don't - agh! You've deleted them FOREVER!!! Don't you realize how much space I have on my servers? I could have easily looked after half a dozen emails offering you 40% off a main meal at Pizza Express, you didn't need to just go and get rid of them!"
Perhaps I'm reading a little too much into it.
If you got all the way to the end of this post, well done! If you like stuff about the internet, maybe this vaguely philosophical piece about spending time chilling out on the Internet might be to your liking. On the other hand if you're looking for something funny, perhaps I HATE NAPPIES is more to your liking.
Or if you've had enough of this blog, go see Tim over at Life, Explained. His are very good. Some people said better than mine. But I found them and they don't say that any more.
This end bit has gone a bit dark now.
