If you love me…..You will vote for me.
Not in a minute. Not five minutes from now. NOW.
I need you. STAT.
TODAY is last day to vote for the Modenus BlogTour to London, UK.
Voting ends at 5 pm EST.
And I’m effffing losing at this very moment.
* hands waving in air, panicked face, crazed hair, sore loser face *
Don’t go pee. Don’t go walk the dog. Just click here and vote : Lynne Knowlton on Modenus …. then I will kiss you. On the lips. Legit.
Hint hint, wink wink, nudge nudge : You can vote once from every device that you own. Not that I want you to cheat like that. Totally cheat like that.
VOTE.
NOW.
STAT.
I will explain the whole contest later. We don’t have time for that now. You just have to trust me on this one.
Click here to tweet it out and share with your friends.
How much do you love me? Because I love you.
You’re pretty much my most favorite person of all time in the history of ever.
Note: I’ll say anything right now if you will vote for me.
Want my first born child? Deal
Want all my vintage jewelry ? It’s all yours.
PS. I have really cool vintage stuff. A.K.A….Vintage = candy necklaces. They are all yours.
I’m counting on you !
Vote here : Vote for Lynne Knowlton
Here are the rules of the game :
1. You can only vote once. Hint, hint , wink wink : per device.
2. You are allowed to break into libraries and public computer offices to vote on every computer. Just once per computer. But every computer.
3. You may steal all your kids mobile devices and vote on those too.
4. You can break into your neighbours house and vote on their phones and computers. Grab yourself a cup ‘o java when you are there.
5. You can shout this out in public places :
I love Lynne. You should too. Vote for her. She is nuts.
What are you waiting for ? Here it is again…Vote for Lynne Knowlton on Modenus
Click the box beside my name. Then click vote.
