Hey there, fellow crusaders and active participants in the great experiment that is our democracy. It's Saturday, the day where you get things done, so why not check some things off your voting to-do list.
Don't have one of those? No worries, you've come to the right place...
I've said it before, and I will say it again-if you don't vote you forfeit your right to complain.
Now that you're fully armed and ready to take part in democracy, feel free to go enjoy your weekend.
...just for fun:
