Ladies rejoice, with the release of the new larger iPhone 6, and downright giant iPhone 6 Plus, the men of the world are finally being faced with a difficult question we’ve grappled with for years—where am I going to put my phone?
Yes, that’s right, phone carrying equality has arrived. Don’t worry guys, we’ve got some tips if you’re giant phone won’t fit in your tiny pockets
Sidebar: Internet, please stop referring to pockets as dainty just because they’re small. Now, if they are truly small and delicate, or made out of tissue paper, for instance, you may of course, then use the appropriate term—dainty.
Now, back to the task at hand, some tips for you bros with no place to put your phones. Pay close attention, these are trade secrets, I will only be sharing them once:
- Satchel up boys. It’s not a purse, it’s a convenient sack in which to keep your big-ass phone.
- Time to bring back the riding boot. There are few more convenient places to stash a phone than down the side of your boot. Smart, right?
And that is all you are getting. Are there more? Of course, but we as a gender had to discover them on our own. All I can do is wish you luck as you embark on this brave new journey. Godspeed.
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