Happiness for Sale!

Last day to save 30%
Are you feeling glum
Is a stressful day at work
or a fight with a loved one
Is it loneliness or existential questions
we have a solution for all
it is scientific and proven
Don't go for the rest
when you get the best
at 30% discount
Happiness for Sale!
Are you holding pieces of heart in your hand Have you been disturbed by the crackers from the sky
Is the pain of loss unbearable
Or have you been numbed
It is all a matter of cultivating your mind
We will teach you how
now at 30% discount
Happiness for Sale!
Have all the paths become obsolete
Do the words die before they take birth
Does existence seem absolutely pointless
Now at an early bird discount
Happiness for Sale!
Have you lost the courage to click a selfie
Has tweeting stopped to interest you
Do you feel you have nothing to like and share
A crash course to happiness
Now available
At attractive price
Happiness for Sale!
See the difference for yourself
No harmful side effects
completely natural
gift of science
Happiness for Sale!
You must have heard
Happiness grows by sharing
Learn to spread joy in the world
Begin with a group discount
Happiness for Sale!