I Really Want the Farm

Why do people praise Jesus when other people are responsible for the deeds? Dinner for example, Mom made it, not Jesus. I would be insulted if someone thanked Jesus for something I did, while I was standing right there!  
I would like to thank, Mom, Dad, Grandma, Grandpa, Nana, Grandad, Aunt Vicki, Uncle Richard, Aunt Lindsey, Great Aunt Kathy and Uncle Steve, Will's Mom, Great Aunt Bruna and Uncle George, the Challies and everyone else who gave me gifts for Christmas.
The only thing I still need is the farm.
I really want the farm I talked about before (see: I found my dream farm, who's buying). I calculated how much it would cost to buy, renovate, build stables, build an art studio, move all our stuff, pay off the mortgage on the house and the cottage, buy horses, buy hay, buy brushes, bridles, saddles, horseshoes and other horse stuff, and other stuff. It's going to cost about 3 million dollars. How am I going to make 3 million dollars before the place gets sold? Dog walking and snow shoveling won't make me enough. --I just used dog ear cleaner in my ear because I had water in my ear. It worked to unplug it but smells foul, like dog ears.-- I'd like to go look at the farm house, we have to see if it can get internet, see if the well water is potable, if the soil is good....there's just sooo many variables! Anyway, I really want this place ASAP. I'm a bottomless pit of NEEeeeD!
I just recently learned that Jesus and Jesus (Hay Zeus) are spelled the same. How weird, no accent or anything added! Can you call Jesus, Hay Zeus? Are people named Jesus or just Hay Zeus?