If You Were a Fly on the Wall..........

..........what would you do and where would you go?
It's not something which keeps me awake at night, but I often ponder this question! I would really love to know what you lovelies would do.
I'm not a royalist by any stretch of the imagination, but I've always thought, IF I could be that fly I would love to have a scout around Buckingham Palace. Just how many corgis does the Queen own and are they allowed on the priceless antique furniture in the state rooms and what the heck does she keep in that handbag?!
I've also like to have a nosey around The White House and see what really happens in The Oval Office.
Talking of Buckingham Palace what about Beckingham Palace? Does old Vicky Beckham EVER smile behind closed doors.
The list could probably be endless but enough about me, what about you?
What would you do if you were a fly on the wall?