Lovely Jub-i-lee!!!

I was absolutely LOVING the Jubilee this weekend.
LOVE LOVE LOVE!
Love...
OK, enough of the lovin'.
Her Majesty certainly outdid herself. I can hardly manage standing in line at the post office, let alone remain upright on a rocking boat for 6 hours of the day. Bravo Queenie. Bravo. 
The British spirit truly shone I felt. Everyone united. On a happy occasion. And more importantly...
...a FREE occasion!
Didn't cost a button (is that the saying?)
Anyway, it was free.
Which is very rare in the capital. London. Expensive. Yes.
A wise man (my boyfriend) once compared London to a theme park: loads of fun and exciting things going on all day long. He's such a positive person.
I agree with him. One hundred percent. It certainly is like a theme park.
For starters, you pay a fortune for the entrance fee, then you have to barge your way through hundreds of annoyingly excited tourists, queue for absolutely bloody everything and then shell out an extra dollop of cash on any rides/meals/added-extras.
Also... theme parks are shit scary at night!
Don't get me wrong, everyone loves a theme park. But let's be honest, no one wants to live in one.
Unless you're 10. And have no concept of reality.
No offense 10 year olds.
I think I'm in a bit of a grump you know.
It must be those 4 days I've just had off.
Really tires you out, know what I mean?
Thank God I'm not in Friday...