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Mopey Mavericks Fan, NASCAR Needs, and Bunny Wishes

Posted on the 22 April 2011 by Thefriskyvirgin
Mavs: I am never eating nuts the night before a Mavs game again. My Mavs lost last night, Mark Cuban was hit in the face by some airborne object, and the refs robbed Jason Kidd of a three-point shot. Sigh.
Dear robbing refs, please note: When the big black line stays solid on replay, it means the player's foot is not on it or over it, but BEHIND it.  If there had been a break in the big-bad-black line, it would mean the player's foot was....wait for it...on or over it.  Perhaps it would not have made a difference in the end, but fair is fair, and Kidd hit a 3. Plus, you totally devalued my Tigger-like bouncing after he made that basket. *said in slightly whiny voice*
My impersonation of an inanimate object post-game rant was quite impressive, if I do say so myself.
It's okay...next game. 
NASCAR: Off weekend for Cup racing. What will I do without a full weekend of revving engines, the vroom-vroom, and those nifty little firesuits?
Happy Easter, my friends: May bunny day bring you much happiness and a boatload of Cadbury eggs (or whatever your favorite Easter candy may be). ;)

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