Mr Sandman Bring Me a Dream (and a Crane While You're at It!)

I don't know why, but whenever my babies get sleepy they seem to get exponentially heavier. Seriously they start to drift off and it feels like they have tripled in weight. I am starting to think their sleepy-dust is coated with lead.
I am guessing this is partly because they get floppy like rag-dolls as soon as they enter dreamland, but still, it is crazy how heavy they get! I am starting to get the beginnings of a  serious gun-show going on in my upper arms! At this rate by the time they are toddlers, I'll be staring in action films and getting whispered about as the mommy who could out bench press The Rock - who needs a gym, when you have twins?

Sleeping babes