When a blogger has a child who is celebrating their birthday, it is very common to see a sappy post written by their parent. It usually consists of how loved they are and how proud they are of their accomplishments.
Well, as you figured out by now, I might not be the most normal of bloggers.
So in honor of my son’s third birthday tomorrow, I thought I would do something a wee bit different. No cute pictures of their development, no letters showcasing the highlights of their growth. No, I’m going to make a few lists. Lists of a few of my son’s favorite things…
My Now 3 year-old’s Top 3 Favorite Activities
1. Pooping his pants
2. Peeing his pants
3. Pooping and peeing his pants then laughing
My Now 3 year-old’s Top 3 Favorite Foods
1. Anything off of my plate
2. Anything off his sister’s plate
3. Anything off the floor
My Now 3 year-old’s Top Things To Play With
1. The boogers he stores on the top railing of his bed
2. My breasts when he thinks it is funny to motorboat them
3. Anything that can be used as a weapon
My Now 3 year-old’s Top Favorite Games
1. Dumping out and losing the pieces of Operation
2. Putting the plastic figurines from Candyland down the toilet
3. Seeing how far his finger can go up his sister’s nose
My Now 3 year-old’s Favorite Places to Pee
1. The neighbor’s front yard tree
2. The other neighbor’s front porch
3. Anywhere but the potty
My Now 3 year-old’s Best Qualities
1. He’s cute
2. He’s funny
3. And he loves me even when I tell him that he can’t shoot pee across the room to knock down his army men.
I love you, handsome.
