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No Toast

Posted on the 19 June 2016 by Ravenswingthog @ravenswingthog
My wife has just put our son to bed, and had the below conversation.  For information, we used up the last of the bread earlier for sandwiches, but (apparently unknown to him) I went to the garage and bought a loaf.
Son: We've got no toast.
My Wife: Yes, there's toast, daddy bought some bread
Son: But there's no toast tomorrow.
My Wife: Yes, we have bread, you put it in the toaster and you make toast.
Son: But there's no toast tomorrow.
My Wife: Yes, daddy bought bread.
Son (sadly): There's no toast Monday. No toast on Tuesday-
My Wife: Yes there is darling! Daddy. Bought. Bread.
I'm kinda excited to see what happens tomorrow when I try to make him some toast for breakfast while he insists that we can't have any.

No Toast

Here is the bread.  It exists.


Not that I care - it's Fathers Day, I got candy pizza :)

No Toast

All the calories of real pizza, but without those nasty vitamins.


And to celebrate Fathers Day, I made a video of dad jokes - and if you think these are bad, you should have seen the ones that I didn't include :)



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