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Noise Pollution

Posted on the 20 February 2013 by Killmenow @lbigfoot

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What has noise pollution got to do with dating? Good question! It also means that you have not been reading my blog. I will tell you anyway.

Noise pollution while sleepingIt is no secret anymore that my Sharon snores. Kill Me Now! I first mentioned it in this post, sleeping with the enemy. I probably also do, but she falls asleep so quickly that she does not hear if I snore or not. At times her snore can be so loud, that I am scared it will wake up the neighbors.  Sometimes it is louder than others and it has different sounds. Maybe one day I will write a song about it. Today a solution was posted by the Blondie comic strip. Of course I am not going to use the solution but I found it amusing as a solution for noise pollution:

Solution for Noise Pollution

I better be careful what I write as I have a feeling that Sharon also reads this blog. Oh, Kill Me Now! I hope that when we get married we will not have separate rooms. I guess it would have an effect on a sex-life. Maybe you can make appointments to have sex?

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