Ode to the Squiggly Line - By S. Griffin -plus Bonus Easter Egg

   I'm just not feeling the writing thing today, so I've decided to share a couple of my favorite things with everyone. First up is one of my favorite poems. The second thing is more of an Easter egg than an official thing.
"Oh, squiggly line in my eye fluid.
 I see you lurking there on the periphery of my vision.
 But when I try to look at you, you scurry away.
 Are you shy, squiggly line?
 Why only when I ignore you, do you return to the center of my eye?
 Oh, squiggly line, it's alright, you are forgiven."

— Stewie Griffin, 2007, "The Tan Aquatic", Family Guy.

And now, Ladies and Gentlemen, Mr. Conway Twitty.