Just in case you didn’t know, there are some very creepy things out there on the internet, and if you are like me you have accidentally stumbled upon them while innocently browsing around looking for something interesting. Just today when I was searching for that meme I used in my last post (here) I found some downright creepy things on Google images. Here are the top 5 absolutely creepiest things I have found while either looking for content for the blog, or working on projects for school.
Weird beyond words…There are some things in this world that make you wonder what is wrong with humanity. This is one of those things. There are hundreds of things wrong with this, but let me point out just a few. First of all, his costume includes a mix of tiger fur and chains (never a good combination unless you are in a very poorly funded porno), he has fangs for teeth (which is all around a horrible set up), he has long blonde hair which I am pretty sure is his real hair, and, most disturbing of all, he is in front of a Pepsi machine, so that means HE MUST BE IN A VERY PUBLIC PLACE… wtf… 
There are some things in this world that you just shouldn’t put on the internet. Creepy pictures of your child that looks like she is straight out of one of those possession movies are definitely in that category. The things that people will put on the internet these days amazes me. What also amazes me is that there is still a place in the world with the decorations from the 20′s. So we have determined that this girl needs some makeup and a home makeover, but seriously, the name of the picture online was “cute-chan-creepy…” who in their right mind finds this cute at all!!! Ugh, the future of our society is clearly in the toilet. Now someone tell her to get down off that coffee table before she hurts herself. Don’t let her get anywhere near any religious emblems you have in that house, it could really end poorly…- Old dolls are creepy as is, there is little question about that. There are lots of movies that make this point very clear. But if you want to take it to the next level of creepy, make it pregnant, make it give birth to a smaller doll, and make sure you include AN UMBILICAL CORD because we all know they shoot for anatomical correctness when they make these things. I will never understand why this is an OK thing to have, and I am still struggling with the fact that this came up when I searched for “Alternative Medicine”. I feel like this was improperly tagged… The only thing worse than the fact that I found this is the fact that it now exists on my computer. If someone where to look through the folder that says “Blog Pictures” they would probably think I am a crazy person.
Nothing says Happy Holidays quite like a Yeti getting attacked by a chimp-like thing right? I know when I receive cards on Christmas this is roughly what I expect when I open them. Sadly I am usually disappointed to find just another Santa picture or some reindeer. Clearly this is the most appropriate thing to send someone when you want to wish them the best for the season. I only hope there was a large amount of money inside there to compensate for the mental scaring. I feel like this image came from a 1900′s artist’s depiction of what was in the plains of the Midwest. The caption was something like “The human-like creature has yet to shed its summer coat in favor of the lighter colored winter covering, finds and attacks the Yeti for food to survive in the harsh climate. I just want to see the rest of this card collection. I am sure you can find it at your local church greeting card sale!
And last but not least comes the creepiest picture I have found to date. It is the perfect combination of extremely scary, super weird, and completely terrifying. I feel like when I look at this I can’t stop because it is just so frightening. I first found it as one of those memes where it told me that I will shit bricks when I saw this, which is totally true. I literally shit several bricks which I then used to build a chimney for my colonial style house. But in all seriousness, I find this picture so disturbing I feel bad putting it on my blog! I just feel sad making you have to see this. Innocence = gone. This only proves that people were great at pranks in the 1800′s. I hope someone found this while flipping through a family photo album and it scared the crap out of them.
So, that about wraps up my creepiest things I have ever found list, but I am sure there are creepier things out there if you dig a little deeper. If you have something that you think tops any of these, feel free to comment below. Thanks for reading! Make sure you subscribe, like our page, follow us on Facebook, and buy a T Shirt here!!!!
