It seems that Prince Eric has passed on to a better place in our house. I walked in to my daughter’s room to find that the pretend pet carrier had been transformed into a coffin for Prince Eric.
Not only had he passed, but it seems that he might have been cheating on Ariel. Many women/princesses/Barbies came to pay their respects and my daughter informed me that Ariel was none too pleased about the situation. She was also vague about how Prince Eric had died.
I’ve seen a lot of Law & Order’s in my day so I’m putting my money on Ariel. Plus, she was nowhere to be seen at the funeral. I would like to see how she holds her own in the Big House with that fin…
RIP Prince Eric. Seems you’ll be missed by many.
