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This is Why Your Mom Said Not to Play with Knives.

Posted on the 01 November 2012 by Dotchi Latham @DotchiLatham
This is why your mom said not to play with knives.
It doesn't matter how many times you tell a kid not to do something, they have to go and do it. My 17 year old son decided to goof off and try to chop something with a knife. You know, the totally cool knife chopping that impresses people. Instead he ended up with this...

This is why your mom said not to play with knives.

Yep. That's muh baby's thumb *facepalm*

This is why your mom said not to play with knives.

This just looks painful.

This is why your mom said not to play with knives.

This is how deep it went.

This is why your mom said not to play with knives.

If you just look at it wrong he panics and screams.


And you also end up with this...

This is why your mom said not to play with knives.

This is after we taped it together.


This is why your mom said not to play with knives.

If it weren't for the nail, well, he'd have chopped his finger off!  I am convinced. This is after sitting overnight.


This is why your mom said not to play with knives.

Ewwww!


This is why your mom said not to play with knives.

This is the nail view.

 BUT! You get to have neon colored bandages!
This is why your mom said not to play with knives.

So kids, if you want to play with knives, just remember that you it will hurt! Your fingers will look like this, you'll have to wear neon green bandages, you won't be able to play Xbox or computer games for WEEKS and if your mom is a jerk like me, you'll be posted on a blog for everyone to see!

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