To Whom It May Concern

Dear Santa,
Hope you are well & that you have remembered to add Indigo & River's names to your list (the nice one - though I do realize it was looking a bit dicey & kind of like they needed to move onto the naughty list when they were screaming & literally throwing their toys about the other day... They are little angels 99% of the time though)
If you don't mind I'd like to send in my request with theirs.
Please could I have:
1. At least 2 more hours in the day so that I can have a bit more time to get everything done & get more cuddles from my babies (I am officially addicted to their hugs)
2. A Robot skilled in the art of nappy changing & disposal
3. A magic pill that will disappear my baby weight
4. A clone of myself so that whilst I am feeding/ changing (if the robot's a no-go)/ playing/ calming the babies, I can get some housework done. If the clone is not possible then I would also accept either of the following: a) a House Elf or b) a Brownie (& no not the Baden-Powell kind, (child labor is not in at the moment) or the chocolate kind (that would just be sticky, useless though kinda yummy)
5. A Mary Poppins style bag so I can fit the masses of twin stuff that I need to take with me when leaving the house without splitting the zip or breaking my arm from the sheer weight
6. The ability to teleport a camera into my hand (at anytime) so that I can capture the twins cuteness whenever they do something picture worthy
7. Oh & Santa I would also love it if I could get a cool book on Lomography (cos it is fab & I am so into it right now)
River & Indigo would both love it if they could have someone that caters to their every whim & provides them with milk whenever they desire it...oh wait scratch that (I have that one covered!)
- they would also like some bath toys to make bath-time a little less scary & a little more fun
Thanks awesome red dude :o) If you can sort me out with this I would totally appreciate it (plus there are mince pies in it for you...tempting?)!
Love
Susie