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‘Twas The Night Before Election Day

Posted on the 08 November 2016 by Laurken @stoicjello

And a few took a nap, 40 winks…a siesta, Hillary’s people were tired, but not John Podesta

He is nervous, sweating bullets, as he always should have been.

But he isn’t alone in nervousness, so is Huma Abedin.

Smart girl this Huma, few are keener

But her biggest mistake? Marrying Anthony Weiner.

I’m hard pressed to find words to rhyme with man so perplexing.

But I’m comfy with idiot, nutso and a dumb ass caught dick-sexting

As for the emails, Director Comdy says they’re no issue.

Good news for Hillary, who sweat through eight boxes of tissue.

But The Donald doesn’t care—-this stuff he’s still spinning and as a result,
In some polls now say he is now winning

But Trump is no Boy Scout, he has made fun of women

He speaks harshly and rudely and often with venom.

She loathes him with Gusto and she galls him to no end.

But, when it’s all over, we’ll be left with the one who’ll win.

He’ll beat her, CNN says she no, kicked him

But actually, aren’t we the ones that are the real victims?

If Hillary wins, it’ll more of Obama, can we survive the delirium?

If Trump is the man, can we deal with a coiff fixed with helium?

Hillary seems two faced and a liar, her integrity is minimal.

Trump can be be an ass but at least he’s not a criminal.

So, in 48 long hours we’ll know the winner. It’ll either be a human hair ball or an insincere frump.

I’m not nuts about either, but please Lord, let it Trump.


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