Free public college education.
Free Starbucks for anyone who gets up before noon.
Rainy days would be holidays.
Four day work week.
Increase taxes on the rich. It's their fault they're rich, not mine.
Target would be a national monument.
J.Crew clothes would be free. Sorry, J.Crew.
Bloggers don't pay for internet.
And America would be much nicer, prettier, and better accessorized.
