In my short lived time here on WordPress you have been lucky enough to read about the adventures of my tastebuds who have enjoyed (and/or not enjoyed) such delights as teriyaki squirrel, roadkill possum, a 1 lb burger, a Japanese hot-dog, a NY Pizza Burger, and a 50 piece McNugget. Though my tastes have also stretched as far as Kangaroo Jerky, rattlesnake, and a variety of fried treats, I have lacked the volume to make my adventures truely epic. For this I must pay homage and draw inspiration from the masters.
So far my food challenges have been inspired by the one we simply call “Man”. This everyday hero goes out on a weekly basis and pits himself against one of the most difficult and deadly foes of our time, “Food”. His legendary battles create stories of such biblical proportions that he was given his own TV show which was named by simply combining the two foes in a 3-syllable knockout punch: “Man vs. Food”. I could go on about this living god amongst men (well not god as he will surely die early of cholesterol poisoning) but I am not here to promote him in this post. I am here to introduce you to the masters of volume and indulgence, the partakers and elevators of gluttony (my favorite deadly sin), the sultans of swat (anyone?), and the defeaters of empty stomachs: Epic Meal Time.
Here’s where the real warning kicks in.
***WARNING***
The following contains language inappropriate for small children and images inappropriate for vegetarians, watch at your own risk. KluckIt does not endorse or condone the actions performed by Epic Meal Time, he merely idolizes them. Many, many, MANY animals were injured in the making of these videos.
Turkey on Thanksgiving? Boringly standard. Ham? What is this Christmas? Turducken? Still weak.
Try Turduckenailhenpig (turkey, duck, chicken, cornish hen, quail, pig)
Thought my 1 lb burger was big? Think again. Ever had a quadruple decker at Wendys? Imagine that times BLOW YOUR MIND.
Since I’ve subjected you all to enough meat for one week, here’s one for the veggies. Salad time!
In writing this post I have felt my heart slow down so much that I am forced to leave the rest of the “research” up to you. Remember to first bow and give thanks… that someone else is eating all of this and not you.
