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Weird Comparision

Posted on the 28 January 2012 by Saikatmbka @saikatmbka
     APPLICATIONS VS APPLETS
WEIRD COMPARISION
WEIRD COMPARISION
A Mother in the morning wakes her baby up, prepare hisbreakfast , gets him ready for his school. Cooks the lunch and does the dailychores .If the baby ever gets sick , she take cares of him, nurses him. Amother never have to be told when her baby is hungry or when he needs her  care and love. She knows everything. As ifshe has been programmed by the Gods to do all these stuffs and she does themboth elegantly and efficiently . The simple reason is that she is anApplication designed by GOD. WEIRD COMPARISIONMOTHERS ARE THE BEST DIVINEAPPLICATIONS.  
 Similarly computerapplications are designed by mortal coders to perform a certain set of tasksboth elegantly and efficiently .An application when executed will perform allits task assigned without any kind of supervision or support. Drawing a comparisonwe can say Mothers are but the best Divine Applications ever made.
WEIRD COMPARISIONA girlfriend is happy if you give her all the attention.Give her some expensive gifts , chocolates and she will shower love upon you. Ifyou forget to send her a good night sms or be late in calling her then hellwill break  upon you. Girlfriends  are thus Dynamic in nature , their moodchanges according to the given inputs(viz: toffees , gifts or failing to sendher a sweet sms ).The same goes with Applets , they are dynamic .The appletsbehave depending on what the input is. Based on the type of user input theygive different outputs sometime pleasant ,giving some pretty cool graphicalimages and sometimes unpleasant, showing you your gloomy bank statement. Thus the capricious  girlfriends can be compared with APPLETS. Thegirlsfriends are but THE MORTAL  APPLETS.
Mothers, they play bigger roles of managing the house .Theyhave bigger responsibilities as well as possess greater knowhow of the worldaround them. Similarly the computer applications plays greater role of managingthe various computer resources and have sound knowledge of the computerenvironment in which they work. Again here we  can draw similarity between Mothers and Applications.Girlfriends!!! if theirs one person , about whom they arereally concerned in this world it is about themselves. Sad but I bet girls willagree. They have little or no idea about the world outside their makeup box andmobile phones .Similarly the Applets are concerned with the specific task athand and have practically no knowledge about the outside environment other thanthe applet enabled web browser in which they work. So here again we can Statethat Girlfriends are but Applets.Mothers are eternal they are not ephemeral .They will continue doing their task withoutcomplaining forever .The simple reason is that they love it , they love theirkids and family. Similarly an application keeps on doing their tasks till theysystem is old enough to be discarded .They don’t complain .They are too are nottransient but eternal. Thus again we can say Mothers are but Applications.
Girlfriends they are off-course transitory .They disappearas soon as they sense the amorous intension of their male counterpart or whentheir partners run out of money. Basically the girlfriends are short-lived.Just like them ,the Applets they come perform one task and just like that theyend. Thus Girlfriends again can be referred to as Applets.SO A MOTHER IS BUT ADIVINE APPLICATION WHICH WE ALL TREASURE AND GIRLFRIENDS ARE BUT MORTAL APPLETSWHICH WE ALL CARVE  FOR IT.
So what do you want an Application or an App. :P :D

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