"What Are You Trying to Tell Me? That I Can Dodge Bullets?"

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BEWARE! Some of what follows parodies people and properties with more punch and pull than myself. It is meant to be funny. Please don't tell them. If you do, I'll cite Title 17, Chapter 1, Section 107 of United States Code (a.k.a. the Fair Use Doctrine of the Copyright Act of 1976 for criticism and commentary) and pray. Read more »