We've talked before with such influential ladies as Kat Kadrashian, Gemma Stoned, Hanna Kendrich, and Mamie Adams about the contents of their purses, and now we've got a special guest just for you! Get ready to see the inner workings of this hot celebrity--maybe we'll get a little insight into how she maintains such a gorgeous appearance while working so hard!
Please welcome Jill, who will be sharing with us the contents of her bag today! You might know her from her new album, Light My Fire, which came out just last month:
She showed up looking as glamorous as ever, in vintage pink taffeta and gorgeous ecru pumps by Rocketdog.
She insisted upon posing for several photos. We...we didn't want to argue.
Jill sports a very fashionable Hello Kitty bag made specially for her by an up-and-coming designer who calls herself "Grandma." We just couldn't get enough of it! Which was good, because Jill wouldn't stop talking about it.
First, we asked her about the basics, which are shown here:
"Oh I always carry a journal, darling," says Jill, "just in case I see something fabulous that I simply must have. I'll write it all down in there and send my assistant out to get it later."
How glamorous!
"I must have lipstick and sunglasses at all times, because a girl can never be too sure when Mr. Moneybags is right around the corner! And I carry a sewing kit in case something goes a little haywire, if you know what I mean, and I need my assistant to patch me up."
As you can see, she also carries a wallet and keys, just like the rest of us! Celebrities are people too!
Then we moved on to the slightly more...unusual things in Jill's bag:
"Well you see darling, I had to have my backstage pass, ticket stubs, and set list from the afterparty last night because when I performed at this venue before, the doorman didn't recognize me, if you can believe that! I had to bring a fan over from the line to show him the album cover before he'd let me in. Me! He must have been the one person left who hadn't heard Light My Fire!"
Jill seemed pretty incensed about the whole issue. But who can blame her? Everyone has heard of Light My Fire!
"I also insist on carrying a beer cap necklace, a dirty handkerchief, two bottles of eyedrops (one simply can't be too safe, darling), a map of Shenandoah National Park circuit hikes, several disposable chopstick wrappers, and a mountain of crumpled receipts."
That was...surprising. But, we suppose, you don't question genius!
Here is the full spread!
Jill left us with a signed poster of herself:
Which was...nice, we guess.
We don't know about our readers, but what we took away from that was that you can never be too sure when you'll need something you didn't think you could possibly ever need, so it's best to just carry it all with you!
Maybe if we follow this secret, we can be just like Jill!
Join us next week when we look into the contents of Paris Hilto--what? Excuse us for a moment.
*Cough* We're sorry, next week we'll be looking into the contents of Perez Hilton's bag. Which I'm sure is just as good, probably.
We hope you've enjoyed this week's issue of "What's in Your Bag?"!!!
*For anyone confused, this was totally a joke. Except for the purse contents. Those were real.*
