What Type of Facebook Personality Are You?

I look forward to reading my newsfeed on facebook every morning.  I get to see who is doing what, where and how much. Pictures of the night before and who became friends with whom today. Then there are the not so fun things.  The obnoxious status updates telling me if I don’t repost then I am going to hell or I don’t care about the cause of the minute, etc.  After weeding through all that and catching up on my games, I try to categorize my friends by their facebook personalities.  I find there are several different types and you can see if you fit into one of these categories:
*The ‘Miss Merry Sunshine’ personality. This person posts a happy day to you every day. They always talk about how happy they are, how perfect their marriage is and how super smart and wonderful their kids are. Cut me a break. No one is that happy first thing in the morning unless they are doing drugs. Yep, I said it.
*The Story Maker Upper. This is the person who has no life so they make up stories they claim happen to them to make them seem more interesting. Like how they went camping and a big bear came into their camp and the story maker upper hit the bear in the nose and the bear ran away crying for his mommy. …right.  Then you find out they went camping in their back yard. In the city.
*The Complainer. We all know this guy. Every post on facebook is negative. They have nothing nice to say about anything. They hate this restaurant because the food took too long. Never going to shop at that mall because the store clerks looked at them like they were stealing. They hate where they live, where they work and have way too much time on facebook to tell you about it all. I just want to comment on every post with  ‘SUCK IT’!
*The Advocate. This facebooker uses every status to post about the latest cause or concern of the nation or world. Enough. I can watch CNN or Fox News for this stuff. Delete.
*The Stalker. We all have dozens of these people on our friends list. Every time you post on someone else’s’ page, the stalker posts too. Whether or not they even know your friend. If you are having a one on one conversation on your wall, the stalker joins in on the conversation without being invited.  How about when you respond to an event and your stalker (who wasn’t invited) shows up at the event? I wonder if the amount of restraining orders has increased because of facebook..
*The Refriender. A person who tries to friend you and you ignore the request only for them to try and friend you again and again….
*The Political Ass. My favorite! It doesn’t matter if you are Republican, Democrat or whatever, this person will argue with you no matter what. If you post a comment about the debate the night before, this person will comment with a hateful rant and then proceed to argue with anyone else who comments on your post. It gets all ugly and people are posting stuff that would make their grandmother wash their mouths out with soap. I love it. By the end someone is going to end up getting deleted then it’s possible another restraining order will get served. This is when I like to sit down with a cocktail and enjoy the crazy!
There are so many other types of facebooker personalities but we will have a part II soon…Until then, have a GREAT DAY!