"If you've got your feet in a uni-slipper, concentrate on being comfy instead of wearing yourself out jumping upstairs."
I don't know if you've noticed or not, but the internet runs on quotes. Wise, appropriate, succinct and preferably on a soft-focus sunset background. And most of them are mush. Like the Big Macs for the soul.
"If you want to smile more, pick up the corners of your mouth from time to time." See, there you are. Or: "A full shopping bag makes for a sore arm."
It's time to upgrade from burgers to fillet steak. Inner Goddess lobster, or something.
Here goes:
"Children don't keep you young, they just make sure you're too tired to notice how old you are."
"Hard work makes you tired."
"The only way to make weekends feel longer is to go to work."
"Public transport is natures way of making you glad to get home."
"If you don't like what you see in the mirror, stop looking."
"A British woman's home is untidier than she wants."
"You have to believe that going on holiday is worth the hassle, otherwise you have to stay at home."
"The thing you have lost is over there. Not there. There."
"Home is where your stuff is."
"Anyone who counts up the number of items in a listicle has too much time on their hands."
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