I have been waiting all day checking constantly for my page views to reach 500 and so far it hasn't happened, It has been stuck at 499 for fucking ever, of course if you are reading this that is no longer the case because that means you are ether the 500th person to look at my blog, or obviously more than that if you aren't the 500th person. lol
I don't know why I care about this, even if I start getting 10 times as many people to visit my blog, I won't be able to make any money, you have to have like thousands of page views per day to even make anything notable. So why do I even make this blog, fuck I don't know! It isn't even that fun, I could be jerking it right now and having a wonderful time; but instead I am sitting with my computer in my lap displaying nothing but a page with words on it, no disgusting fetish porn, no pirated TV or movies, no youtube, just me fucking typing out my thoughts, I don't want to do this, I don't know why I do this, I just do it.
Ok that is all I have to say for now YAY 500 fucking page views!!
One more thing, why the fuck does nyan cat have like 17 million views? Some of the stuff on the Internet just defies logic, is that all people care about? A fucking cat with a poptart for a body flying through space shooting a rainbow out of his ass, with music going nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan for like 3 minutes strait, I will admit I have watched the whole thing more than once, but come on people does that really deserve 17 million views, where I sit here typing for hours, and it probably took less time to make that entire animation, and that is it. And I make like at least one of these posts per day and I get 500 views in almost a month when I typed over 25,000 words
And I checked again and there is still only 499 page views so it is exactly 6:02pm pacific time on May 4th 2012 so if you are reading this at approximately 1 minute from now congrats you are maybe the 500th person to view my blog.
Nick McDonald