I was serving in an Italian restaurant and a woman asked, “Is there
squid in out calamari?”
I replied, “Yes” (oh wait it get stupider)
She replies, “I only like the rings I hate the squid.”
Same restaurant different idiot
Woman was asking about our Seafood Fettuccine, she asked “Whats a
mussel?”
I said, “Its like a clam?”
She asked, “Whats a clam?
I replied completely floored, “Its a shellfish.”
She says, “You mean there’s fish in this?”
Was working at a bar and grill and woman walked in from the parking
lot and I asked her if she would like to seat inside or out on the
patio.
She replied, “I don’t know, is it cold out there?”
I said, “I don’t know, how did it feel when you were coming in.”
- Jeremy
