Really? I'm not furry at all! And I don't have those giant ears! And I like water. As a matter of fact I love baths and showers. And I don't ooze out green goo. I'm pretty sure my goo is red if someone put me in a blender or shoot me. Plus when I'm scary, I think I look like the ghost thingy from "The Ring". For those who doubt that, let me show you:
This is how I look like in the morning as well. So for the guys, next time when you think of dating an Asian woman, think carefully whether you can stomach that Ring look in the morning or when she's putting on that sexy look.
P.S. If you must really know, last time I tried to pull that Ring look on my Bunny just for fun, he looked at me and asked: "Why are you putting on that sexy look?"
Me: "WHAT!?! Obviously it's the girl from "The Ring"!!!
Bunny: "What Ring?" You mean Beyonce's song? (while immitating Beyonce's move in her music video for the "Single Ladies" song)
Me: ....
Yup. NEW DISCOVERY! So either I've been doing my "sexy" look wrong the whole time, or he finds the scary Ring girl ghostie hot, or he has a thing for Asian women. I'm gearing towards explanation 2 and 3 if you ask me (even though I'm the only Asian girl he has ever dated). That and bullshit that he has no feminine side. He knows the moves to the Beyonce song better than I do!
