It's another day in paradise here at the station after a movie filled two days off. American Psycho movie night with Hector, Liz & Heather at my place Monday night, followed by The Dark Knight Rises movie night at Bruce's with the crew from B&J;'s on Tuesday.
Oh, you say you've never experienced the pure enjoyment that is the American Psycho drinking game? Let me enlighten you.. AMERICAN PSYCHO DRINKING GAME RULES
Drink once every time:
- anyone mentions Dorsea
- anyone mentions the Fisher Account
- Patrick reviews a restaurant or musical album (bonus: waterfall through the entire review)
- Patrick listens to his headphones
- Patrick talks about a famous serial killer
- anyone (or any animal) gets killed
- Patrick says "I have to return some videotapes"
- Patrick calls a woman by a slightly endearing yet mostly patronizing nickname (e.g. doll, pumpkin)
- anyone cries
- anyone makes a factually incorrect statement about pertinent social issues
- anytime you see a business card
Finish your drink when he tries to feed a kitten to the ATM.
If you haven't watched this movie, stop reading this blog, go get in your car, and plan on making 2 stops: the spot where you buy your movies and the spot where you buy you're beer. Invite 4-5 friends to your place. Put the movie in. Follow the rules above.
You'll thank me later.
After the success of American Psycho movie night, I woke up
kinda late Tuesday and made my way over to my daily lunch staple at B&J;'s with my lovely Marhonda
(aka future Mrs. Eric Cantu). I seriously go there for lunch every day I'm off just to see her. Word is she has the world's worst boyfriend.
I'm just there to help her make the smooth transition from him to me. (I'll keep you posted). Not too long after I got home from B&J;'s my cousin Roy texted me.
"Let's grab a drink somewhere." Done. Made our way to Icehouse for a couple of buckets of beer and Roy had a grilled chicken sandwich that looked so good I had to take a picture
(shown above). I would've had one too, but I knew I had to save my appetite for Bruce's steaks. See, originally I texted Bruce the night before when we were watching American Psycho,
"Hey, tomorrow i'll buy Dark Knight Rises, you can come over with beer, and we'll watch the movie." What's funny is that 20 minutes later Bruce sends out this group message:
"Hey everybody, I'm gonna buy Dark Knight Rises tomorrow, put some steaks on the grill, and have a watching party at the house. BYOB. Who's in??".
Hmmm, I wonder where he got that idea. But you know what, it was even better to do it at his place cuz Bruce is an idiot savant when it comes to steaks and he didn't disappoint. I left Icehouse and made my way to Bruce's for probably the best steak I've ever had in my life and I knew it from the first bite. The crew from B&J;'s (Audey, Haley, Haley's boyfriend Mexican Jesus, and Joseph) all arrived and we chowed down on delicious food and then gathered around to watch the movie.
"Eric, we doing this?" Joseph says.
"Hells to the yeah." I said.
Oh, you say you've never experienced the pure enjoyment that is The Dark Knight Rises drinking game? Let me enlighten you. THE DARK KNIGHT RISES DRINKING GAME RULES
Take a swig every time Bane talks.
(You're welcome)
And that brings us to today..
It's been another good shift. Out and about most of the day, delicious enchiladas for dinner, weather is beautiful, life is goooooood.
And now for your moment of zen, taken after movie night part 1 at my place. I give to you the epic inner striggle that is Hector (aka Kilo Kai) sleeping. Enjoy.
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