Hello Gotham-ites. Batman here!
And I’m ready to tell all!
The Joker has been playing havoc with my tummy and my troubles have resurfaced to create mayhem for me, which explains my absence. I’ve been fighting some major crime!
I did too much chasing of cat woman, the penguin and poison ivy last week.
by chasing I mean hard core 6.0+ running. And by cat woman, the penguin, and poison ivy I mean on the treadmill. The treadmill is my nemesis and it totally clicked my @$$ so I’ve been in the bat cave (aka my room) trying to get my villains under control!
All comic books aside, I think I tried a little too much running last week and became a little too lax on my dairy free lifestyle. The combo was no bueno. My intestines just ache all the time.
Good news is yesterday I was pretty great and today I’m feeling pretty awesome so I’m thinking I’m ready to cape-up and sport my mask tonight at the gym. I’ll definitely keep it to my slave (aka the elliptical-glidey-thingy) though.
Batman needs an easy kill to get her confidence back. 
happy belated Easter!!!
So do you all instagram? I am trying and I now have an account. You can see all my grams by following me @marengrams
I still don’t really get it and how is it a social network?? It’s weird but so was twitter about a year ago. 
I’m technologically inept at virtual social networking so if you can explain instagram to me you’ll forever be my hero and I’ll nickname you Alfred to my batman.
We had Mexican yesterday and I simply had to post my chips and salsa because my dear friend eat pray tri lives where Mexican food is scarce and I think she lives vicariously through my mexican food adventures!!
Well there you have it. All the latest news from Gotham.
Tell me about you!!! I want to know…
What is your favorite super hero?
Batman!!!
Why?
Because he is a real man that fights crime. No magical lanterns, radioactive spiders or kryptonite for him! He’s obviously the best!
