Once upon a time, there was a woman named Kelly who had not thought to Thank God as much as she should. Then one day she opened her browser and found an email that took her to a website.
Kelly Has Been Thanking God Ever Since.
Truthful Day Dream…..
Some Chick: “Kelly, Where did you get that coat, what brand is it?”
Me: It’s Bebe. $70.
SC: “No way! Was It On Sale? How Did You Get It?”
Me: “Because I am not a dumb ass or a rich one. Go to beyondtherack.com and you can look like a bad bitch too. I am not in debt and like nice shit too.”
(girl goes to department store and spends $300 dollars in same coat in black last season. I don’t care about, “seasons minus it being cold or hot but Beyondtherack.com makes sure your shit is season dated by birth like a child being born in late Spring).
Me: Thinking Silently: “More for me bitches…..”-Kelly
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Original hot pink Sean John Jacket; Est. Average Retail (this season) $189.00 (w/tax + shipping) My price 26.00 w/tax and shipping. *Estimated and not binding.
November – December – 2 Winters Jackets -
November: Kelly Crazy Style Light Wear – Under $30 Retail Est. $200.00
December: Designer, Beautiful Heavy Coat- Under $80 Retail Est. $300.00
$110 Dollars and no coupons needed. Ahhh……..
- Disclaimer: The image featuring the brown coat is owned by Beyondtherack.com
- I do not work, nor have any affiliate contract with beyondtherack.com
- Every written word of this post is to be taken at the value within “opinion.”
