I made a huge mistake. Big big mistake. Thanks to dose.ca. I ignored the warning signs and watched the Mariah Carey & Justin Bieber duet (remake) of, "All I Want For Christmas Is You." My eyes. My eyes. My ears, My ears. Holiday spirit has left the building. Well, there is nothing I can do at this point. There is only one way to make things right with the world. I have to mock this video frame by frame by frame and reveal to the world what a massive blunder it is for both Bieber & Carey. Where to begin...
I guess I should disclose a few things first. Yeah. I watched Justin Bieber's Never Say Never autobiographical docudrama (only because the Air Canada in flight movie options were limited) and yeah, I shed a few tears (I'm disturbed by this. Still.) I generally don't mind the Biebs. I don't even mind his crazy fans who are more effective than pocket protectors or his self-esteem crushing teenage dream girlfriend, Selena Gomez. I didn't mind his sorta stupid haircut nor do I mind his current sorta grown up/spiky up do. I'm indifferent. But, after watching this video, I'm abandoning all feelings of neutrality and taking a stand.
First of all, Did Macy's or Nintendo sponsor the video? Second, why is Mariah Carey always showing her behind, always leaning her robust chest to the wall. What happened to the 1994 Mariah dressed in head to toe ski suit and sweet sweaters hanging with her puppy in the snow? Mariah 2011 gets top marks for the Cougar of the Year Award for trying to seduce young Biebs. Anyway, moving on... What is with all the faces? Biebs is happy, sad, disturbed, in pain, angry, curious, sensual... It goes on and on. Clearly, he's been standing in front of the mirror practicing his Boys II Men faces quite a bit... cuz he nailed it! (PS: Feel free to use the Beiber's Many Faces below as your Holiday Greeting card).
I absolutely dislike the pleatheresque red tartan jacket - I get the efforts of the over paid stylist who is adding some pimpin attitude but c'mon. It's like a collar tsunami wave is about to swallow Justin from behind! I'm not going to share my thoughts on the dancing. Leaving that to you to judge. I'm certain the shimmy shimmy arm moves will leave you speechless. I guess you want to watch the video now. Alright. Here is the masterpiece....
And here is the original version when Mariah was a simple girl with simple dreams.
Now we can start a support group ... together! Who is with me?
Enjoy!F2
