Apparently, pantyhose for men is a growing trend. Designer Emilio Cavallini designed a line of unisex tights, and they’re being snatched up by men.
Please, tell me how any woman could seriously go all ooh-ooh, ahh-ahh with a man wearing these. I’m sorry, but if he revealed these under his pants, I’d burst out laughing, tears, snorts, gags and all.
I can tell you, if this is in fact a growing trend, then I’m going to be a virgin forever because there’s no way my cherry’s gettin’ popped by a man wearing mantyhose. Mantyhose?! Good friggin’ grief!
Credit: Emilio Cavallini
Credit: Emilio Cavallini
So, what do you think? Check box “Sexy,” box “Um, huh?” or box “Hell no.”