So during one of those painful cartoon watching moments, I noticed a few things. I noticed that there’s a few cartoon characters in which I have some serious concerns about their future. I believe the following cartoon characters are destined to a life of crime.
1. Elmo – he’s always talking in 3rd person – he never owns up to his problems.
2. Dora the Explorer – she can’t be held down – she’s always looking for that next adventure, that next high.
3. Bob the Builder – a dude that smart was meant to pick locks.
4. Clifford – Who the hell is going to mess with a huge red dog?
5. Lalaloopsy – Those chicks can walk into a bank to rob it and no one would even know they weren’t wearing masks – they are really that ugly and bizarre looking.
Of course, I’ll still let my kids watch them. If I didn’t, how the hell would I check email and celebrity news every day?