Talking with a friend after visiting a clearance sale, wherein I knowingly purchased a bra a band size too big — just one! — and a cup size too small — just one! And in the right shape!
Me: I got a new bra today!
Friend: Does it fit you?
Me: It has polka dots!
Friend: Does it fit you?
Me: It was ten dollars!
Friend: Does it fit you?
Me: … Almost?
