Coffee Date - "I Live in a Zoo of Dead Animals."

I don't know why I say the things I say. They just come out. I'm sorry.
This is my first vlog. I was really nervous to record it and am really nervous now, for some reason, that you will all decide you don't like me after all. So...
Instead of dwelling, let's do coffee!

I feel like YouTube could have done a better job of picking thumbnails for my video, but I guess not. haha
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If we were having coffee, what would you tell me about yourself in 30 seconds??
PS. The giveaway extravaganza ends tonight at 9:01 PM pacific time.