Conversations with our customers. I suspect this will be an ongoing series.
Customer: Oh. You serve organic coffee.
Grumpy: Yes, we serve organic coffee.
Customer: Do you have any that's not organic?
Grumpy: No, but I'm sure I can find some chemical to add to it.
(Grumpy makes the large organic coffee with no added chemicals but with added soy).
Grumpy: That's four dollars please.
Customer: No extra for the soy?
Grumpy: No.
Customer: Oh. Cool.
Grumpy: It's because it's not actually soy.
The Dreaded One, from the ladder where she is adding wall decoration to the cafe's walls: We've got some really caustic chemicals out the back if you want some.
Customer, raising his coffee: No, I'll see how I go with this first.
