This is what my personality would look like if it was a person.
The following conversation occurred at 8pm on a boring Saturday night:
Me: What are you up to?
Fiancé: I’m playing this video game. The graphics are awesome. You can totally see this guy’s brains being blown out when I shoot him.
Me: WTF?! That’s fucking disturbing! Why would anyone want to see that shit? What’s wrong with you???!!!
Fiancé: Uh….. What are you up to?
Me: Watching “Piranha 3D.”
*Fiancé looks less than amused*
This, darling readers, is an excellent example of what we call hypocrisy.
The next conversation happened while we were waiting for the elevator at 12:45am on a random Tuesday (so that we could do laundry in the basement without running into any weirdo neighbours)
Me: If there was an all-girl Supertramp cover band, they’d be called “Supercramp”
Fiancé: And they’d sing songs about menstruation.
Me: NO! They’d sing Supertramp songs because they’re a Supertramp cover band!!!
*pause*
Me: Bleeeeeeeeder! Nothing but a bleeeeeeeeeder!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(sung loudly and off-key to the tune of “Dreamer”……… obviously)
See how fun it is to live with me?
