Crazy Ones

It’s almost been a year. These people are so crazy that a month of my life where their presence is absent seems like an eternity to me. It is hard to live with them. It is hard to live without them. But they are just the most lovable, funny, caring, crazy and special people I’ve come across in my whole life. And because the law course is five freaking years long, these people are gonna be there with me for the rest of my life. I can literally picture myself running after them in my wheelchair. I know that we are going to hide each other’s dentures and laugh till our dentures come off when we’re a 150 years old. :P
Now because these people are so dear to me, I am obliged to write about these retards. It is also because I want to tell the world that I am surrounded by people who are mostly off their minds and this very fact should be seen as one of my achievements.
First up is my Roommate.This girl, she is a tiny little devil but still has a big heart. And boy, does she know how to cook? Sometimes I feel that they could’ve cast her as the protagonist of the famous show Breaking Bad looking at the way she ‘invents’, yes ladies and gentlemen invents, food. Having her in the room makes me feel so good because we share the same ideas. Travelling, studies, food and shopping. Well I just feel plain happy cuz my previous roomie was, well, err, never mind. But I love you girly!
Then comes the Love of My LifeBelieve me, it was like love at first sight. We just clicked. And we’ve been clicking ever since. This girl is such a dude. The most laid back, chilled out bro you’ll ever come across. And she’ll never let you go to sleep without having had some food. She is addicted to ice and orange lollies. She’ll at least eat 5 everyday and I’m not kidding. One thing I still can’t forget is when she dressed up in the morning before college for a wedding that we were going to crash in the evening. Teehee. Muah.
I present before you my another Equally Lovely Love.She intimidates all the guys in our class because of her height. Boy, is she tall? Very. But she is so cool and awesome. And did I tell you that she is damn pretty? She is such a sweetheart and a humble soul. When she starts laughing, I can bet that everyone else will, and has to, die laughing. You wait I might just upload one of her reaction videos.
The Secretly Sexy Girl.Secretly sexy se mera matlab hai secretly sexy. Don’t take it in a wrong way, okay? I mean to say that she is really pretty and hot and sexy. Bas maggi hi achhi banati hai. Par pyaar bohot karti hai. She is such a good person at heart and very intelligent. But somewhere a screw is definitely loose. Just kidding. Don’t kill me please babe. I love you. And yuss, she produces the MOST irritating sounds in the universe. It is worse than a weird burp or an elongated fart. Trust me. But I love her.
Miss I Want To Know It All.Her type I specially had to create. Hers is a variant of ‘xoxo Gossip Girl’. But she does know  a lot of things. She has a very sweet voice. She is a Maharashtrian and belongs to Mulund, which she claims to be a suburb of Mumbai, but we prefer believing otherwise. Being a self-proclaimed Mumbaiya, she is weird because she hates street shopping (I mean seriously?). But then you’ll learn to love her like I did. She is an angel. BUT even this girl has the capability to produce the annoying sounds. So if you plan to take her shopping, you have been warned.
The Roger Federer FanShe loves Jaipur more than she loves us. So now, she lives in Jaipur and watches Federer’s matches on loop. She is such a lovely girl. I remember sticking the silliest of the handmade posters on her door, locking her inside her own room and constantly knocking at her door (Compare this to the relationship between Sheldon and Penny :P  ). Girl I miss you so much.
The FashionistaShe is pretty. She is fabulous. She is cool. And she is a sweetheart. And iced-tea is her speciality. And she is sooooooooooo cute! Oh my gawsh! :P You are one awesome organism darling. :*
THE DudeYou can count on her to speak out her mind. And she is mind-blowing. Mind it. She is the ultimate dude. And the things she says. My, you’ll have a hard time catching your breath. Achha ab creepy hone kit oh bilkul bhi zarurat nahi hai.;)
P.S: The author has chosen not to write a lot of things because she fears that these people may conspire and send her off to heaven in her sleep. But whatever. This post was to tell these people that they are loved by me and hold a very special place in my heart. And I guess I've missed a lot of people here. And I thank them too. Love always. Cheers. Crazy forever.
Love and Peace,
Raghuvanshi.