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Hi,I'm Debbie Downer.
I'm that person no one wants to be around because I'm always so depressing and unpleasant.
You know, that person who follows up a really uplifting story with something terribly heartbreaking that normally involves their own misfortune? Yeah that's me.
Are you telling a funny joke?
I bet I can make it morbid.
Do you have good news to share with everyone about a new opportunity or achievement?
I'll most likely congratulate you but follow up with a tale of how my life is opportunity-less.
It's just what I do.
I hope you have a great day today, I'm sure it will be better than mine.
With thoughts of concern,
Debbie Downer.
Yeah.... I've totally been that girl lately.
Sorry friends and family for being such a dud.
I'm working on it...
Until next time...
Don't be a Debbie Downer like me.