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Devil Toe Nails.

Posted on the 21 June 2012 by Mikidemann @mikidemann

I realized today that I may not be taking care of myself very well. I wash my face and brush my teeth, but apparently I am behind on clipping my toe nails. I came to this epiphany when today I was itching my foot and my toe nail grazed my finger and sliced me wide open. That may be a slight exaggeration, but what fun is life if you don’t live it exaggerate? Usually when I get to work or anywhere the FIRST thing I do is take off my shoes. I love shoes, and love buying them but I hate wearing them. I like to be all natural for the ankle down.

So I took off my shoes, like any right minded person would, then I proceed to itch my feet. BAM! OUCH! Toe nail cut. photocopy-2012-06-21-15-50.JPG

That’s it! I am going to sue someone. I didn’t deserve this.

Maybe I’ll sue the toe nail maker, because I painted my toe nails like a month ago and I feel like that’s enough upkeep. I actually am a little embarrassed to post this below photo, because now looking at my toe nails all enlarges on the screen… I kind of look like I’ve been traveling shoeless in the 100 acre woods.


Now what am I going to do?? Wear shoes and NOT itch my feet?!?! PREPOSTEROUS!


Guess I’ll clip my toe nails. Blasphemy.

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