Maybe these jokes only make a horse laugh…
So my two-year-old son is currently obsessed with knock-knock jokes. But of course, since he’s two, so they don’t make a lick of sense. Not one single bit. For example, this was his latest.
Knock Knock?
Who’s There?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange is better than boogers.
Yeah, see? I told you. Not one single bit of sense to be found there. So I put the call out on Facebook to see how many other parents shared my pain. Holy mackeroli! The post went on fire! There were so many nonsensical jokes shared that I had to pick out a few and post them here. I’m seriously thrilled that I’m not alone in this insanity…
I’ve broken them into two categories.
KNOCK KNOCK JOKES THAT MAKE NO FRICK FRACKIN’ SENSE
1. Knock knock
Who’s there?
Butt!
Butt who?
Butt poop!
2. Knock knock
Who’s there?
Banana!
Banana who?
I just farted.
3. Knock knock
Who’s there?
Hudson!
Uhm… that’s your name, that isn’t really a joke.
Yeah it is, I made it up so I can make the joke whatever I want.
4. Knock knock
Who’s there?
Doorbell
Door bell who?
Well why don’t you go answer it and find out!
JOKES THAT HAVE PUNCHLINES THAT ONLY CHILDREN CAN UNDERSTAND
1. Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.
2. Why did the little girl throw the couch out the window? Because she wanted to see it fly.
3. Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to.
And this folks is why my blog is called MARTINIS and Minivans. The martinis are truly the key to parenting, and to listening to horrible, horrible jokes…