I.
How thrilling to learn
without delay
that now was to be
your laundry day.
Oh, how I waited
with bated breath
to hear if you’d hit
wash-day sudden death
Your posts banal?
Who would think?
You took us to
the wash-day brink…
never knowing if there’d be a Boxer Rebellion or a Brazilian Thong Crisis!
II.
“It’s Complicated”
are two words
often posted
but never heard
amid the complication.
1 + 1, easy as pie.
Calculus is “complicated.”
Are you in wedlock?
Or have you dated?
Is she human…oid?
It begs the question,
can a complication read
the words typed on
your daily feed,
and solve for x?