Whose idea was it to have a holiday that involves drinking outdoors at the tail end of winter and the flu season? Seriously, who was it?!?
For those who are struggling today, you have my sympathy. Not everyone can keep up with the Irish. Heck, even the Irish sometimes can't keep up (guilty) with the Irish.
The good news is you've made it through most of your Monday (hopefully). That's not nothing, especially after St. Patrick's Day weekend. So, yay for you!
Even if today didn't go perfectly it's National Awkward Moments Day. So, congratulations on bringing your A-game to this most random of holidays.
Okay, I think we can officially call this. You made it through your day and I made it through this post. See you on the other side.
...just for fun: