A challenge: Flash us! Trim a blog entry to 55 words max. Say something witty, dimwitted, scatological, eschatological. Direct eyes via “comments” to the slim gams you revealed under that trench. Hide them hamhocks. You can eke out more mileage with ginormous and verbosalicious vocabulary, if it suits, but keep ‘er clean ‘n’ pithy. Yar!(55 words)
Oh sir, your blog entry is so wee, so compact! But your photo caption is so lardy and fat. Did I mention that captions don't count in the word count? No, they don't! May I mention it again? I feel I have a lot to say here. Blah biddy blah biddy blah. So anyway, he or she who posts the best Flash 55 blog entry in this cockamamie scheme may get a special award from ME! If your picture caption is as painfully rambling as mine is, you will most certainly get extra points. My award will probably be offensive to the eyes and you'll want to tuck it into your sock drawer immediately, away from prying eyes. But hey, why not try to fly close to the sun? Just like that Greek guy with the wings made of wax and bits of gargled cat hair and denuded birds.
