Dear social life
Wow, you’re really taking off the last couple of weeks and it’s making me burn out. While I do enjoy a glass of red wine or a vodka sunrise every now and then, but three nights in a row – two of them during a school night – I haven’t done since I was twenty-one. I love that I’m making new friends… I love my sleep more.
Dear 3-day hangovers
I admit, I kept you around because I continuously drank. My bad. Just know, you and I will never be friends.
Dear LC
Miss Needy Megee. I don’t know what it is this week that you find the need to be at my feet or on my lap at every chance you get. Like, really?!
Also, you need to leave Andre alone. You don’t like it when she gets angry with you, so why provoke her? Animals huh.
Dear Andre
You’re a little better this week and not as grumpy with me (for no reason, I might add). You just need to stop thinking that my food is your food. I’m not too sure if that pigeon syndrome because you are from the same breed, but it needs to stop or you’ll make yourself sick. Human food isn’t always Andre food. I wasn’t particularly impressed that you ruined my first Filipino dish in sixteen years, but it’s funnier now than it was when it happened.
Dear work
You made me cry for the first time in a decade and that’s a huge deal! Don’t tell anyone I did, please. Not only will it ruin my reputation but I just don’t it to be repeated again.
Dear Seth MacFarlane
You are one HILARIOUS dude! Thank you for giving us TV shows like American Dad! and Family Guy. After a long day’s work, I love coming home and putting on an episode or two and just let myself laugh myself stupid! I’ve just finished American Dad! season 8 and getting through season 11 (it would be season 12 in Australia).
…As if this doesn’t look funny?
Happy FRIDAY!